your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Randomize
