im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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