And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
