i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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