is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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