If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
