Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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