I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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