no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
