so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My Sexting was not on an AP level
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
