I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
tell me about the fingering
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