Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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