Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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