dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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