So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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