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say what?
wanna hang out?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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