Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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