Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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