In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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