That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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