she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
