Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
