Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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