Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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