You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
