How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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