you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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