Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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