Whod you bang
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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