Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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