I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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