Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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