just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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