how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i believe in u and ur pee
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