I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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