I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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