So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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