It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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