my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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