butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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