I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
