I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Vodka?
Forever.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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