We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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