Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
