I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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