I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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