He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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