I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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