why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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