can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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