Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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